If you pull me in by my shirt before you kiss me, I will fall in love with you.

(Source: drinkup-thislove)

Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.


turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place




What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

it happens 


I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.